Time-traveling Marketer T-Shirts

Of course, with only a dozen people in the world, market share will be very important.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Floss Street Vendor

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"What asteroid?"

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Before Instagram

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Did you try rebooting?'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Beggar with on the street with a sign

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'faster!'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.