Time-traveling Marketer Mugs

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Floss Street Vendor

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"What asteroid?"

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Doomsday marketing

Before Instagram

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Did you try rebooting?'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'faster!'

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

Beggar with on the street with a sign

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."