Time-savvy Gamer Prints

I agree with you, Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook or their iPhones or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Gamers

Silly sausages

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Tug the Toggle

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"We suck at this."

"Hmm, that's interesting, but can you ask the voices in your head to zip it till I hear the score?"

Beginner Level Escalators

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

Test your rage, $5.

'And Wilmot doesn't seem too happy about the umpire's decision'

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'