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The longest day of the year coincides with the summer solstice. In the northern hemisphere this occurred on June 21st at 10:07 GN+MT. He's a scientist but I disagree with something he said. The day you get your driver's license renewed or when you flight is delayed over and over or December 24th for a child - these could be the longest day of the year. The summer solstice is just on the day with the most hours of sunlight.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Can that be right?"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"You're late."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Ramses II was here."

'Did you try rebooting?'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'faster!'

'Half past zen.'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'Would you like seconds?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."

Time Machine Assassination Squad

Assisted suicide.

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

Railroad Crossing. It's the last official weekend of the summer, Ernie. For me, summer has always been like a passing train. When I was a kid, both trains and summer went by at a leisurely pace. Ding! Ding! Ding! Now that I'm much older, summer is like a modern bullet train ... it's just a blur that seems to be gone in an instant!

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."