Time Perception Thinkers Mugs

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Can that be right?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"You're late."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Time? Time's relative.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Ramses II was here."

'Did you try rebooting?'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Half past zen.'

'faster!'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Would you like seconds?'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."

"Dad, how does Santa Claus visit all the children in the world in one night?"

Assisted suicide.

'Have you got the time?'