Time Management Wizard Gifts

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

Child on a schedule.

'I firmly believe in the right to a speedy trial.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Ah, Saltonstall...I see that you've decided to take your vacation in fifteen minutes increments.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Just put down you've been a busy bee. It's beneath the Queen to check timesheets anyway..."

'Your 1:00, 1:02, 1:04, 1:06, 1:08, 1:09, 1:11, 1:12, 1:14, 1:15, 1:18, 1:22 appointments are here.'

'Must rush. I'm late for work and it's nearly my lunch hour!'

"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I just don't have the time right now to go to prison."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

We all have different schedules.

Passengers in express carriage

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Where your mind & battle are los

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

Storm in the out tray

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'