Time Management Gifts

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

"Planning,who's got time for planning? I haven't even got time to get dressed in the morning."

Desk bins: 'Too much information,' 'Not enough,' 'Just right.'

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

'That one always runs fast.'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

'I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.'

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

Santa's Workshop

Woman trying to do lots of things at once

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'You are supposed to be here.'

Worker sees clock which says: In case of impossible deadline, break glass.

Flexitime.

Guru tells secret of time management is word NO.

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'