Time Management Gifts

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

"Planning,who's got time for planning? I haven't even got time to get dressed in the morning."

Desk bins: 'Too much information,' 'Not enough,' 'Just right.'

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

'That one always runs fast.'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.

'You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon.'

'I purchased this great book on time management, but with my schedule I don't have the time to read it.'

Santa's Workshop

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

Woman trying to do lots of things at once

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'You are supposed to be here.'

Worker sees clock which says: In case of impossible deadline, break glass.

Flexitime.

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

Guru tells secret of time management is word NO.

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

"A coronary ?...let me see, I could just about fit one in around September, next year."

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"I wish I could find the time to take a time management course."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

'I have to hang up. I only have an hour to get these reports done.'