Time Management Geek Gifts

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Work Parfait

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

Non-Jet Lag.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

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"Well, we can tackle this now when we're exhausted from the week or wait until Monday when we're exhausted from the weekend."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I have called you to attend this meeting to tell you that the meeting I originally called you for is canceled!"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'