Time Killer Fan Pillows

Tic-tac-toe

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Deadlines

"Can that be right?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Time Travel Research Lab