Time-crunched Gift Givers Prints

"Guys, seriously, some myrrh? Next time let's not wait till the last minute as usual to make gifts!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

Tipping Pain Chart

A baby using a heavy duty drill

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Acme Coffee Co.

Octopus

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Uh, oh. I forgot what day it is."

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.