Gifters At Heart Prints

Tipping Pain Chart

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

It's the thought that counts!

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Russian Doll Christmas

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Acme Coffee Co.

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'It's my stool sample.'

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

Cats and Gift Bags

Pushy Cashpoint

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

"Happy birthday!"

Ockham chooses a razor

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.