Gifters At Heart Prints

Tipping Pain Chart

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

It's the thought that counts!

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Christmas Dwarves

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Russian Doll Christmas

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Acme Coffee Co.

'It's my stool sample.'

"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

Nothing Personal: Gifts for your business adversaries.

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

"For Christmas you got me a roll of wrapping paper? And you wrapped it?"

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

Cats and Gift Bags

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Pushy Cashpoint

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'

Ockham chooses a razor

Love Delivery