
"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."
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"Eddie, my favourite rep - you've got three minutes."
At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.
The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.
"I had to skip my workout."
Stressed over time management
"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'
"I need to clone myself."
Took On Too Much
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Monday around 9PM.
Stress
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."
Hourglass Dumptruck
Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.
"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."
'So, how long will this take?'
"You're late."
Quicksands of time
Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!
Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.
"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'
'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"
"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."
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