Time Crunch Enthusiast Gifts

Clocking Out.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Can that be right?"

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Time Clock

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

"I'm very good with punctuation."

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Late for a date,,,

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

The first meeting.

"You're late."

Workaholic loses his wife

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

Whose turn is to set the day's agenda?

'Sorry if I'm late.'

"You're early."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."