Time Change Mugs

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"You keep impeccable time."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

A watch face with Stonehenge

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"I come from the future."