Shift Change Mugs

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Night-shift entrance

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

Mouse shopping after hours

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Pope Francis

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"What is the speed of dark?"

"Done."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Two boys rehearsing,

'I need to work a different shift.'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better