Shift Change Mugs

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Night-shift entrance

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'Your ex is calling. Her investment club bought 51 of the company, and you're fired!'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Mouse shopping after hours

'I badly need to speak to my husband - can you get me a job as a barmaid?'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"I don't have any qualifications, but I do have bags of energy and ethusiasm"

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

Pope Francis

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

"Done."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Two boys rehearsing,

"What is the speed of dark?"

'I need to work a different shift.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"We're in luck - it's Father Time-and-a -Half."

'One grande All-Nighter with room?!'