Shift Manager Mugs

Employment office: Zombies for hire.

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Recycling centre

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Insomnia Clinic - On sale here: Tapes of the Senate's longest filibusters!

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

This coffee can keep you up

'I'm here for your coffee.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Walk the dog.

'Staff management is pretty easy. If you've got a vacant job, give it to the employee of your choice. After that you place a job advertisement.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."