Timber Industry Professional Pillows

Solicitors for the timber industry - closed for Arbor Day.

'You're new at the logging game, I see.'

Deforestation.

"First time pruning?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

D.I.Y

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Today, son, you are a man."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'Green Peace'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Tree collapse...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Tortured Plank

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Stranded Woodsman.

"It's called being preemptive."