Tightrope Thrill-seeker Mugs

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Bitchbark Canoe

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Tightrope Walk of Romance

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze artists commuting

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Tightrope Walker.

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Tightrope Walker

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

High-Wire-Dip

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

Walking on Sunbeams

"On your left."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

Risky investor

Walking the line...

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