Tightrope Aficionado Mugs

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

"Go find that band in the valley and by all means, make them stop playing that song with a funky groove that I can't resist."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Frankie and Annette.

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Hire Wire Act

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Trapeze artists commuting

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Tightrope Walker.

Tightrope Walker

'George and I met on line!'

High-Wire-Dip

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

The Great Laundini

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."