Tightrope Aficionado Mugs

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

"Go find that band in the valley and by all means, make them stop playing that song with a funky groove that I can't resist."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"Tong!"

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Information Tightrope.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Fly Tightrope walker

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Frankie and Annette.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze artists commuting

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Hire Wire Act

Tightrope Walker.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Tightrope Walker

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

The Great Laundini

High-Wire-Dip

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'George and I met on line!'

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'