Tiffany Treasure Hunters Pillows

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I love these old decorations!"

Treasure Island Book.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"...it's another metal detector."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."