Tie-wearing Trendsetter Gifts

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Penguin job interview

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Friendly Tie

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."