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'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

Penguin job interview

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Vivienne Westwood

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Future History Museums

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

Robin Day.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."