Tee-time Trendsetter T-Shirts

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

The Amateur Golfer

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Penguin job interview

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'You're away, Doc!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A Macaroni in 1773

Couple watches potential cable company buyouts on television.

"Fore!"

'We exposed the bricks.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Dragons were never out of style."

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

Swells discussing thier coats

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

Mane bun

Don't Drink and Putt - or even try to putt.