Tie-free Enthusiast Pillows

No ties.

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Friendly Tie

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

Stop Smoking Program.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'