It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
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Yardless: Please help
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
D.I.Y
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
The Nihilist Deli.
'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'
Life-Work Balance.
"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."
Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...
Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it
Book Shop: DYI section
It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.
"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."
"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."
'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"
Room for Rent - Must like travelling.
Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.
'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'
"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."
“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”
"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"
'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'
"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."
'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'
'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'
No ties.
Hermit on island can't escape modern society.
Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point
Online shoe shine.
"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."
"But I can't take early retirement - I haven't paid off my student loan yet."
'She lost that 'new car smell' long ago, but I like the 'no more payments' smell even better.'
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