Tie-free Dreamer Mugs

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Yardless: Please help

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

D.I.Y

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

The Nihilist Deli.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Life-Work Balance.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Book Shop: DYI section

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

"A talking sandwich? This is like a bad dream."

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

'I've made up my Christmas list, too. . . 1) For someone to clean up his room. 2) Hang up his clothes. . .'

No ties.

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

Online shoe shine.

"Don't bring the cares of the barn out into the pasture."

"But I can't take early retirement - I haven't paid off my student loan yet."

'She lost that 'new car smell' long ago, but I like the 'no more payments' smell even better.'