Tidiness Tracker Gifts

A Mom's Purse

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

The murphy desk

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'