Tidiness Tracker Gifts

A Mom's Purse

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Spring cleaning.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

The murphy desk

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'