Tidiness Titan Mugs

"Please, oh Lord, show my children how to put the lids back on things..."

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Messy Sink

Decluttering. . .

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"