Tidiness Titan Mugs

"Please, oh Lord, show my children how to put the lids back on things..."

Came home early one day and caught him vacuuming. He's a good man, she thought, but he missed a spot.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Spring cleaning.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

Decluttering. . .

The Messy Sink

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"