Tide Pool Enthusiast Mugs

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"The pH level seems a little off."

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

High tide.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

Chick Billiard Ball

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Pool lovers

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'This place is a dive...'

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

First Dive

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."

Swimming

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."