Paddle Pool Aficionado Mugs

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Cruise.

When bored, we board

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Pool lovers

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

Canoes

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

"First time paddleboarding?"