Tidepool Lovers Mugs

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"They're so like us."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Bacterial Cultural Center

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm addicted to water."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

Happy Xmas

Jack and Jill

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Tuba in Space

First Dive

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

"I'd like a table near the band please."