Tide Ponderer Mugs

Why the moon hates the beach.

Wildlife

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Formula.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."