Tsunami Ponderer Mugs

Man goes to the beach to fill sandbags.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Experts through the ages.

Tuesday, 2022

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Progress?

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

The Procrastinator

Formula.

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

How moons are born...