Thunder Hider Pillows

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

Stormy weather

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Weather today.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

In Disguise.

Weather bar

"Storm's a-brewin."

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Ironic Tornado

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

"Nice lightning rod!"

Fork Lightning

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'My husband's a storm chaser...'

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

"We have pills for some of that."

Hurricane Bomb

Mother Nature

"That's our eldest, Hurricane Jenny."

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

'So bored with the windy weather.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from depression.'