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"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Pick a business card.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

He Did It!

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

How to scare cats.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Party games.

San's old dog with old tricks.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Rabbits $5.

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Clown and Acrobatic Frog