Thumbs Up Master Pillows

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

Know your dog - The brain.

The Masters.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"It's garage music."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Orienteering 101

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Stick man throws arm for dog

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

Thumbs Up Banker

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

'Look! A buy signal.'

High board diver divining for the water.

Bird's flying south.

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.