Thumbs-up Addict Pillows

Blinkers

They hated me.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Thumbs Up Banker

Snake Centrefolds

Tip Responsibly

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Log in, paper out.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Look! A buy signal.'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Bird's flying south.

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

Pianist Cheat

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

Attack of the Giant Ants.

Hitchhiking tourists.

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

A Common Interest.

"He treats me like a piece of meat. He's a vegetarian and refused to touch me."

Dancing in Christmas jumpers