Thumbs-up Addict Pillows

Blinkers

They hated me.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Thumbs Up Banker

Snake Centrefolds

Tip Responsibly

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Log in, paper out.

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

'Look! A buy signal.'

Bird's flying south.

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

Hitchhiking tourists.

'Sure, the thumbs are great -- but how come we don't have opposable toes?'

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

A Common Interest.

"He treats me like a piece of meat. He's a vegetarian and refused to touch me."

Earning the Tip

Dancing in Christmas jumpers