Thumbs Up Master Prints

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

The Perfect Cannonball

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'

Know your dog - The brain.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Petro Poroshenko

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"It's garage music."

Orienteering 101

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Stick man throws arm for dog

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

Thumbs Up Banker

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

'Look! A buy signal.'

High board diver divining for the water.

Bird's flying south.

If serving staff wrote the fortune cookies.

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up