Thrill Of The Sale Gifts

"What a great day to be alive! I feel like a million dollars!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Last Chance for Everything.

'Shove' (at big sale).

First-Customer-Earned

"I am in training for the sales."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Winter Sale

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

'Next we have a fabulous double-play combo - two players, one low price!'

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

Mothers gives her baby to a mannequin to hold whilst she shops.

Sign in the front window of a shop that reads "50% off all worthless merchandise".

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

Saving the planet

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Sale

Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.

The end of the world is near: 'Hey mister, where did you get this classified information?'

Reduced to clear.

'I guess it was inevitable.'

Garage Sales

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