Thrifty Holiday Maker Pillows

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Santa's wash day.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"It's a snow-grandad!"

Christmas Tree Lights

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Revenge on Santa

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Sanitizer

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

In the lead up to Christmas, Santa was given his wife's shopping list...which he knew she would check twice!!

Holiday Shopping

An Organic Christmas

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

Credit Crunch Punch.

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

Wintry Micks

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."