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'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

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Electricity Bills

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

How much would you take off for cash?

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Bad times for retirees.

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."