Thrifty Comedian Prints

'Of course money can't buy you happiness. Not on what you make!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Where's my global warming?

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

Budget Opticians.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

'All profits go directly to charity'

Make Your Own

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'He'd be handsome even without the big bonus, stock options and obscene salary!'

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

Carbon Trading

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."