Sustainability Comedian Prints

Paper Bath Towels.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Will work for manure.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

igloo smoking zone...

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Global Warming.

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'