"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."
Thrifter Pals Gifts
Looking for a gift for your thrifter pals? Discover whimsical and witty items that capture their adventurous and eclectic style. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, our collection celebrates their love of all things vintage and unique. Gift them something that resonates with their creative soul and endless curiosity, making every treasure hunt even more special.
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Second hand furniture.
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Queen of Upcycling!
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
"I love these old decorations!"
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"I just..."
"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."
"There's more inside."
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."
"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
Crap others threw out
'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'
Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.
Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?
"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"
'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'
"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
House sale.
Electricity Bills
"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."
Thrifter Pals Gifts Collection
Thrifter Pals Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for thrifter pals, featuring witty and creative designs that brighten up their mornings.
Thrifter Pals Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with quirky designs, perfect for your thrifter pals to add charm and personality to their space.
Thrifter Pals Prints
Browse our vibrant prints, ideal for decorating your thrifter pals' eclectic homes with a splash of creativity.
Thrifter Pals T-Shirts
Check out our fun and eclectic t-shirts, ideal for your thrifter pals who love expressing their unique style.