Thrift Store Fan Pillows

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Queen of Upcycling!

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

I love Museum Shops

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Electricity Bills

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Hole Sale

Hooks R Us.

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Paddlithic Period

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Wallpapering.

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'