Thrift Maestro Pillows

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Penny pinch.

Bargain Hunter

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I just..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

Musical Bicycle.

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"Cool game!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

'I had a hole in my pocket, and I lost the tax surplus!'