Thrift Maestro Pillows

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Penny pinch.

Bargain Hunter

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Queen of Upcycling!

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"I just..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Musical Bicycle.

Electricity Bills

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Cool game!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Starbucks goes downscale: drinks for the post-venti-latte economy

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'You haven't touched the the reserve funds yet, have you?.'