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Everything Must Go!!

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Charles Addams.

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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Computer Music

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

Edgar Allan Poe

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'Where are the kids?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Nest building

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

Workers rest

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

We are on the move. . .

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Bargain Hunter

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'