Bargain Maestro Prints

Everything Must Go!!

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Charles Addams.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

Edgar Allan Poe

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'Where are the kids?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Nest building

Just Merged.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Workers rest

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

We are on the move. . .

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

Cashpoint machine laughs at customer.

Bargain Hunter

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"