Thrift Fashionista Prints

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

Queen of Upcycling!

Second hand furniture.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Electricity Bills

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Budget Recliner

Wallpapering.

'The economy is tight and so is he.'

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

Bargain Hunter