Thoughtful Tune Hummer T-Shirts

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

Gene Therapy

'Dad, what is peace?'

American Venn diagram

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

The Troubadour

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

Conformity

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Don't sweat the small stuff

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Okay

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.

Half Full/Half Empty

"In the absence of a piano....."

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'

'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'

'...But first, our national anthem.'

Anti-social networking

A candle for the deceased.

Oboe player.